I must apologise to my avid readers for not blogging for such a long time, I do know that many of you have wondered where I have been. Well for a little while I was digging a hole in the garden hedge, this started off as a bit of a wheeze - to hack off the people who live with me. But then I found some of my old strength and decided to see how far I could go, so Hobbit like I hollowed out a little hole for myself where that dim wit ‘Get Down’ couldn’t get to me.I mean, I may be old, but I don’t piss my pants all the time! The late summer is usually a bit of fun for me as Pasty turns up and I let him play ball with me. Although, now he has made double figures in a cricket match he will probably think he is above playing with me! Well I can tell you, he may have made 11 runs but he sure writes a load of tosh on his blog! Get on with it man, you made ‘The order of the Phoenix’ seem short! Apparently Pasty is bringing a gang of rotund people with him, so I should fit in nicely. I think Two Sheds is President of this gaggle and it will be nice to see him again, although after his latest effort with the bat I will suggest that he joins the Primary Club, a distinguished organisation that he could join with the Fat Hobbit, who should be some sort of life member by now. I hope they play a game down here so I can show them how it is done.There are no quick runs when I am around - and I am very round!Well, time for me to go and chase some rats, besides if I go on any longer I will be in danger of being more verbose than Pasty - it was only 11 runs man, get a grip.Now where did I put my pads….